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Trying to keep it simple. If you'd like to, go ahead and use up some of your time by seeing how I've used up lots of mine. Hope you enjoy your stay.

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(Source: chronicallylate)

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

(Source: bythepowercosmic)

squigybutt:

zombie-smart-bunnyvirus:

theartofanimation:

Sakimichan

DID SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP A FAT BELLY ON GENDER-BEND URSULA?? 

Someone has photoshopped a fat stomach onto it..omfg >.>

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

babefang:

moonlights-shadow-warrior:

tehfawx:

lavaire:

kaanaya:

babefang:

Fishnets.

hot a what

Prays to the Homestuck Gods that this gets 8888 notes. ::::)

you prayed too hard

Then let’s try for 88888

Omg no

babefang:

moonlights-shadow-warrior:

tehfawx:

lavaire:

kaanaya:

babefang:

Fishnets.

hot a what

Prays to the Homestuck Gods that this gets 8888 notes. ::::)

you prayed too hard

Then let’s try for 88888

Omg no

(Source: hopehavoc)

"There are, of course, some breeds of dogs that are not right for children. Those breeds include spiderwolves, double wolves, switch-bladed mountain dogs, secret terriers, flesh-eating spaniels, pit vipers, and table saws."

- WTNV, Dana

(Source: three-legged-cow)